Is Your Best Friend an A***hole? They Should Be.

You don’t need nice friends. You need honest ones.

“And tell everyone how cool I am. Without telling everybody how cool I am.”

These are the words spoken to me by my ace-in-the-place, my one-and-only-like Sony, my best friend.

He told me to say all that.

His name is Joe. He’s an asshole.

Like any asshole in your life, Joe is one of those people that has a super-annoying way of remembering the shit you clearly…